I Have to Tell You Something...I Eat Light Bulbs - 0:28
Do You Know What Divine Intervention Means? - 0:55
Oh My God! He's Got an Arm Off - 1:23
Save Art; Kill and Art Kid - 1:29
15 Year Olds Dude, 15 Year Olds - 1:06
2 Dead Deer + 1 Dead Asian = Lung Cancer - 1:22
Does Your Friend Have a Name or Should I Just Call Him Lawyer? - 2:14
This Message Will Surely Drain the Life from Any Willing Participants - 2:28